This is the awesomest idea ever, take the headline of recieved spam and make it into poetry. Wish I was that smart. One could think that it gets a little old after a couple of reads, but no. I don't think I could write this good.
I didn’t want to hurt your feelings
cheryl didn’t want you to know
your breath needs help
your weight is a problem
you aren’t what employers are looking for
nobody wants to hurt your feelings
you should ask yourself
why does anyone care about you?
Speaking of gouging my eyes out….
a personal letter from santa
writ large
let me tell your wife
you hate to be wrong.
- spam-poetry.com/
